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By William Dameron
July 12, 2013 12:01 a.m.



This came to me in an email from a friend.  It has no listed author, so I’ll pass it on as is – maybe the author will step up and claim it.

 This is extremely low-grade humor, and I think some of the assertions aren't valid (such as using drones to bomb Americans -- he might accidentally kill a voter), but here goes:

> > Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

> > Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> >  Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one.

> > Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one."

> > Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

> > Bob: "No, the other one.

> > Jim: "I give up! . . . Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean those 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and reelected the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

> > Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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